She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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