Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I currently don't understand fingers.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
