if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
So vagazzling was a success
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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