Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
thus making me awesome and them whores
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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