Nicole vs. Life
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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