I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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