NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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