If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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