You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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