He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Have you been drinking my beer?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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