Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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