So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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