Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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