found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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