Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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