dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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