I want to walk on stilts...naked
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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