areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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