Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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