gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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