You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
