I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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