i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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