so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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