You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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