i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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