My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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