There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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