they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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