If that was your dad, he is hot
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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