it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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