There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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