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• (847): View more from Illinois

  he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.

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  you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.

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• (518): View more from New York

  You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him

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