I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend