just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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