I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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