I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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