I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me