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(858): View more from California

I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.

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(979): View more from Texas

How sober do you have to be to donate blood?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?

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(408): View more from California

Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

new district manager is here. you need to come in early

(630): View more from Illinois

5th mimosa says otherwise

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(831): View more from California

Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.

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