Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.

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(513): View more from Ohio

just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America

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(307): View more from Wyoming

All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares

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(618): View more from Illinois

Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.

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(516): View more from New York

He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me

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