16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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