VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Vodka?
Forever.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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