we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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