Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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