His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
