He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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