I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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