yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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