I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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