i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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