so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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