real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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