I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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