the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
How does one acquire holy water?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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