You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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