i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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