that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
that may or may not have been my penis.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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