i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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