well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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