So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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